Now that I have your attention, there's a few things I would like to discuss in the interest of setting the record straight.

POLITICS:

Everyone is the anti-christ.  Don't vote.

RELIGION:

There is, at least, one God.  I know, because I am he.

MUSIC:

This died sometime in the early 90's.  Deal with it.  Else one day you may disembowel yourself in a fit of depression.

EDUCATION:

I'm pretty sure the Ebonics Dictionary and Klingon Interperetor say it all.

FASHION:

Who fucking cares?

WAR:

In respect to society, if war were compared to an electric circuit, it would be the equivalent of flipping a lightswitch.  Of course, one can only flip that switch so many times before the bulb burns itself out.  Let it shine, baby.

DEATH:

Undesireable, yet unavoidable, death is nothing to fear.  It's like taking a nap, only you don't dream, you stop breathing, people cry about it, and you're nothing more than worm food.  So, I guess it's nothing like a nap, except that your eyes might be closed.

HUMANITY:

Kill it.

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So let it be written.  So let it be done.